I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
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Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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