If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
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