I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
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Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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