Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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