Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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