Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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