I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
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I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
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I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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