just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
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Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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