how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
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On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
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It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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