Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I just saw a hot homeless man
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
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Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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