Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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