K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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