ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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