awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
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there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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