I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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