Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
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I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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