omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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