Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I can't turn off my feet"
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
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I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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