is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
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I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
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