remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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