Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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