I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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