I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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