Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
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That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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