Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
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i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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