I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
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As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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