we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
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This is my life. Enjoy the view
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I am available for nakedness
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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