We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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