the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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