the new term for farting is butt boxing.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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