Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
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He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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