Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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