We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
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I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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