opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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