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and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
She needs sedatives and a leash
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
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