Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
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He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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