what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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