Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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