@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
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Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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