I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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