Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
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I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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