words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
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At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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