I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
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You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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