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You surviving the open bar?
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haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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