Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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