Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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