She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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