Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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