Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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