just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
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She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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